whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
|me:||[gently touches the sleeping cat]|
|cat:||[makes a tiny cat noise]|
|me:||ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo|
I don’t question peoples’ sexuality because 1, it doesn’t matter, and 2, I’m only attracted to money, which brings me back to 1.
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control