if you ever want to hold a boys hand, just tell them you could beat them arm wrestling. they can’t back down from that challenge
double major in overthinking and worry, minor in night crying
i can tell some of you never got slapped in your life dont worry your time will come
i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.