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mariannapaige: rubyetc: yeah yeah thanks for drawing me ruby

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:08:56 -0700

rubyetc:

yeah yeah

thanks for drawing me ruby

fancifullauren: aux états-unis, on ne dit pas «je t’aime,» on dit «yo obama hamburger mcdonalds...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:17:27 -0700

aux états-unis, on ne dit pas «je t’aime,» on dit «yo obama hamburger mcdonalds rifle twerk it bitch,» qui veut dire «fout le camp. salope.» tragiquement beau.

smilingeridan: thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:07:03 -0700

smilingeridan:

thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF

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thepetitecarpere: icegrill: brainfried: remember when lil wayne said “real g’s move in silence...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:53:04 -0700

thepetitecarpere:

icegrill:

brainfried:

remember when lil wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna”

that shit fucked me up

and then i realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent

i was like “damn……”

i brought this line up once and my friend said “yeah wayne go off u ever notice when u eat lasagna its pretty quiet there’s no crunching or chewing” i was like my nigga

Omg the lasagna song has some meaning xD!!

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Mon, 20 May 2013 19:43:25 -0700

mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:51:54 -0700

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

iou-a-call-sherlock: just-for-the-reblogs: charliefuckingeld: ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:01:08 -0700

iou-a-call-sherlock:

just-for-the-reblogs:

charliefuckingeld:

stayhappygetinspired:

aworldofexperiences:

helloo-t1tty:

This is not ok.

Tears are streaming down my face. Oh god.

Well fuck you too

thanks satan

*Metatron

Welcome back Lolnope train I see there is an available seat on the one way trip to FUCKYOUville

jazzysatindoll: janecrocker: gr0sse: do u ever get mad at words like we have deck, dick, dock,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:08:58 -0700

jazzysatindoll:

janecrocker:

gr0sse:

do u ever get mad at words like we have deck, dick, dock, and duck, but not dack like wtf could we not complete the vowel pattern when coming up with these things

Australia. Solving the world’s problems one verb at a time.

piratesherlyholmes: SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA #I SEE WHAT YOU DID...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:17:26 -0700

piratesherlyholmes:

SUGAR

HONEY

ICE

TEA

#I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE DREAMWORKS!

brutalgeneration: By SYU*2

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:01:23 -0700

brutalgeneration:

By SYU*2

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sarahseeandersen: The internal monologue that goes on whenever...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:17:34 -0700

sarahseeandersen:

The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food.

awesomephilia: When all you have is a hammer, treat everything...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:26:03 -0700

awesomephilia:

When all you have is a hammer, treat everything like a nail. (via)

Ain't no big cauliflower: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:34:39 -0700

Ain't no big cauliflower: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...:

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

taliabobalia: freyjas: dungeonsanddamsels: once i had a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:43:09 -0700

taliabobalia:

freyjas:

dungeonsanddamsels:

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

it looks like the cover of the great gatsby

now it is the cover of the great gatsby

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